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Hillary Joke, because I have a strong spiritual gift of immaturity.

One sunny day in 2017, an old man approached the White House from Pennsylvania Avenue, where he had been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton. The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the president and doesn’t reside here.” The old man said okay and walked away.

Marine Saluting --- Image by © Tom Grill/Corbis

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton. The Marine again replied, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the president and does not reside here.” The man thanked him and again walked away.

 

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine again saying, “I would like to go in and meet with president Hillary Clinton. The Marine, understandably agitated at this point said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row that you have asked to speak with Mrs. Clinton, and I have told you each time that Mrs. Clinton is not the president and does not reside here, don’t you understand?”

The old man said, “Oh, I understand you just fine; I just love hearing you say it.” With that the Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, sir.”

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My Trip To Africa!

I’m waiting at Sky Harbor Airport to head to Portland and then to Amsterdam and then to Entebbe Uganda! I have 20 plus hours of flying ahead of me. The lady behind the counter with Delta got me an exit seat to Portland and I pray for the same as I fly the 10 hour flight to Amsterdam.
I am excited about the trip. I am curious what set of emotions I will experience as I arrive in such a mysterious and mystical place. Will I be disgusted at the unjustifiable poverty I find in Africa? Will I be frustrated at what is a lack of gratefulness and thankfulness of the quality of life we have in America. I wish I could pack up the whole “Occupy whatever town” in America and drop them in a 3rd world country so they could learn to count their blessings instead of cry out with entitlement mentalities.

I am asking God on this trip to make it clear to me if I am to dedicate the rest of my life to missions work or if I am to step back into a Lead Pastor Role of the Church. When did we ever separate the words Missions and Church? What a travesty. They are the same thing!

Anyway…time to go check in and get “comfy” on the plane. I ask for your prayers that I may return home with an expanded mind and experience in life.

I am honored that you are reading this post and the future ones to come. You matter to me and I want the very best for your life. Stay tuned!